Last night I sat on the couch at exactly 7:11 pm (11 minutes after laying Avery down in the elusive drowsy yet awake state) confused. First of all, I should clarify that my mommy and me instructor is somewhat…
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Whoever came up with the saying “sleeping like a baby” CLEARLY never ever had one. I mean for real – who wants to wake up every 20 minutes screaming unless a boob is shoved in your mouth (ok, maybe…
Last week I turned 31 years old. In an ill-conceived attempt to celebrate in style with a newborn, I learned some very important lessons in how NOT to plan a luxurious day out. Realizing that a rowdy night on the…
I’m normally a positive person. When Micah lost his job a month ago (after a full-on hysterical crying episode on the kitchen floor and a trip to Labor and Delivery for stress-induced pre-term labor…followed by a couple of days…
Dear Baby, Your lease is up. Please note that you have exactly three days to vacate or I will be forced to take more drastic actions to remove you from the premises. I will say you have been a…
I told my husband at 3 am. I took the test by myself and after getting a positive result…I obviously went to the store and bought another set of tests, took them home, and took them both as well…you…
Remember when I said I wasn’t pregnant…well 4 days later, no period, another EPT, 2 lines, some tears of joy, fear, excitement, confusion, and 2 more EPTs just to be sure I’m not imagining things…and I’m pregnant – for…
I really think I’m on to something here folks… So I woke up at approximately 3 am with a sudden overwhelming feeling of nausea and dizziness. After about 10 minutes sitting next to the toilet trying to decide if…
I have figured it out – how to determine if you are ready for, or even want a bundle of joy in your life. It all comes down to two words – pregnancy scare. I know, a bit drastic,…
Did you miss me? I thought it had only been a week, but was quickly alerted by Micah (with the “I told you so” joy of a child who is rarely correct) that it had in fact been TWO…